His answer was, “Jack, I was in the Army and I learned a number of ‘dirty fighting’ techniques. Do you want me to teach them to you? I don’t g...arantee that you can beat five football players at one time, but I am sure that I can teach you enough to hold your own with three.”“That would be wonderful, and it would be even better if you could teach them to Harriet too.”Classes in “dirty fighting” started immediately, and it was only three weeks later that the two had a chance to practice what they. He wanted nothing more than to tell the world that Michael was really in fact a machine; and he tried once before. Fortunately for Michael, no one believed Arnie and he was sentenced to be hospitalized for psychological observation."Hello, Arnie," Michael replied, trying to at least be cordial. "What are you doing out here? I thought you lived in Buckhead." Used to live in Buckhead," he said, walking up to him. "I couldn't afford the apartment anymore after you demoted me." Well, I'm sorry. . did you just discover... ?”“Oh, no, no, not at all! Well, I don’t think so! I mean I haven’t ... um, look, let me explain the whole story ... there seem to be these energy surges connected to me that make people horny. Very horny. Uncontrollably horny. And when they’re away from me, they get ... depressed. Have you noticed anything?”“I wasn’t uncontrollably horny last night, but I did feel like a horny teenager on his first date. I got very excited at one point, almost bent you over the .... 'We'll take good care of her, ' the other said as they pulled a sheet over her body.'Get that piece of shit outta here and be sure he tries to resist you, ' a big, burly man said in a deep, scratchy voice as he pushed his way through the other agents until he saw Misty. 'Well, looks like you might be needin' a few weeks off after this one, ' he added putting a short cigar in his smiling mouth.A big smile filled her face and tears ran from Misty's eyes when she saw her longtime friend and.