We had some friends over and were sitting around the fire outside. We were all drinking and my wife was getting fairly drunk. Later on some people cam... over from the local tavern and my friend was one of them. He sat down on the other side of the fire and it wasn’t long and before he was sitting beside my wife. The party continued and eventually everyone started going home. There was only myself and a neighbor and his girl friend left around the fire. I hadn’t paid attention but there was no. Intellectually, we fit perfectly. I tried subtly, then more directly, to help her improve her physical image, specifically her clothing selections. However, she was very reluctant to change. Besides, she was poor by most student standards and I was in no position to help her at that time. When I thought about it, I decided how she dressed wasn't important ... at least not important enough to reject her.As graduation approached, I began to think of ways I could sound her out about how she felt. As I heard the elevator “ding” its fifth beep I slowly turned toward the elevator. As the doors were parting I got my first glance of Lois. She was breathtaking. She walked toward me with her right hand outstretched and I took it with no hesitation. I couldn’t take my eyes off her. “Ms. Hartley, I’m Lois,” she said. “It’s so nice to meet you.” She smiled at me from ear to ear. She was so beautiful. My words caught in my throat and all I could say was a stammering mess. “I-I-I-It it it’s. But the idea of her having sex with him, bloody hell. But I couldn’t get her words out of my head. I had read somewhere that there were women who had sex with animals. I had laughed and shaken my head. Now I was wondering if it was real. I had to know.Saturday I rang Becky. “Honey, last night you talked about a dog instead of a boyfriend” I said “and you said something about dogs not bragging about sex”. There a moments silence and then she said “yes I did say that. It must have been the wine.