.. the sturgeon wouldn't cooperate ... the day the car fell ... who puts jackstands under the frame? And the cops gave ... GAVE her the watch back!! T...ey were supposed to hold it for evidence ... bastards. Honest cops!! The crazy on the water tower ... shoots her husband instead and it wasn't his time ... I mean ... who would have thought the bitch could shoot like that? Huh? and the rifleman on the island ... where did that wave come from? He missed ... from a hundred yards ... TWICE! ... well. Just as my orgasm was slowing down she burst into the bathroom as I was leaving the shower and saw my still hard cock, she gasped and stared for a couple of seconds, she looked at me and walked away.I had mix feelings about the whole thing but I left it alone, later that night I woke up at some weird sounds coming from the other side of the house, went to find out what it was, at first I thought something may be wrong and as I got closer to my mom’s room the noise grew louder, I got closer and. .finish true story later. A few weeks later, while I was out, the same guy passed me and whispered in my ear, "you don't recognize me but I recognize you, a friend of mine is the man who 'TURNED YOU OUT' years ago. Damn, I thought, should have known living in this small town was going to be a problem, never fails. Of course, I had to do what i had to do, just outright asked him if he wanted to FACE FUCK ME and bust a nut in my mouth. He said yes, but I want some of the ass too bitch, something. She gasped when he found her clit and moaned when he slid a finger into her pussy. As he finished shaving her, he rinsed away the excess shaving cream leaving his finger and thumb to continue teasing her. When all the shaving cream was gone, he applied baby oil to keep her skin soft. He leaned down and began to kiss her on the lips. He let his thumb and finger bring her pleasure. Then he leaned down and slid his tongue into her pussy. He took her clit into his mouth and began to suck on it.