Bart had enough sense to try the knob before I kicked the door in. We cleared each room as we rapidly went to the source of the disturbance. Before I...tell you what we found, I must tell you that in police work you can run into the oddest most bizarre situations imaginable. Truth is always stranger than fiction, and if that was the case here we had uncovered reality personified. This without a doubt was one for the books. As we entered the master bedroom ready to fire, it became clear very. I was askedto be a bridesmaid and was absolutely thrilled. Kevin was asked to be agroomsman so we were both to be included in the wedding. Ashley andDavid were next and set their wedding in July. They in turn asked Amberto be the matron of honor and Brian to be the best man. Again they askedKevin and me to be in the wedding party. It meant buying two bridesmaiddresses but I was really happy for them. Amber invited me to help selectthe gowns. It was so much fun, and I helped as much as I. At that moment, a boy ran out of the bathroom, yelling “Dookie Volcano, Dookie Volcano!” He was naked too and looked like he had just finished taking a crap because his ass cheeks were glistening with brown.“Get in there and unclog the goddamn toilet! I told you to stop throwing cherry bombs down there!” the woman threw a shoe at the boy.Brown water seeped out from under the door of the bathroom onto the carpet.“I am not going back in there!” the boy ran off into a bedroom and slammed the. But are you into women as well?”“I’ve never been with a woman. I think I’d enjoy it, but I’ve never fantasized about it or anything like that.”“Would you like to explore that side of your sexuality?”“I’d like to try it. I’m pretty much game for trying anything.”“Except pain. Ryan told me that you’re not into pain.”“I’ve never done any kind of S&M, so I don’t really know. But I don’t think I’d like it.”“That’s fair. Do you think you’d like to inflict pain? Do you like to slap your partners? A.