In the year that a child becomes eighteen years of age, the child must plan, develop and perform a mission to benefit mankind. Brandon and Regina O'Co...nell are twins, born eighteen years earlier as the first of Roxanne and Brian's children. While it is traditional that the young person conceive of, plan and implement his or her own mission, Roxanne in cooperation with the head of her local church, agreed that this year would be an ideal opportunity for the entire family to spend a few months in. Joan would go to the beach and preen for the surfers. At dinner she would whisper about the surfers and their bulging swim suits. She would have gone naked and fucked them all on the beach if she could. My work consumed me for the next few days. On Friday all the business people rushed home. Joan and I stayed. The surfers had arranged a beach party for the end of the competition and everyone was invited. Joan and I put on some beachwear and wandered down to the party. Joan was wearing her new. Mai khada ho ka uss say pouchnay laga ” aap kya kar rahie thi mera saat ?” uss nay merie taraf dekha aur mujsay hie sawal kar diya ” tum kya kar rahay thay sotha samay ? ” mai nay kha mai kya kar raha tha mai tu so raha tha, aap hi meray lund ko chous rahie thie ? usnay jawab diya tum tu so rahay thay lakin tumara chota bhai thu jaag raha tha , mai khafi deer say dheak rahie thi tum baar bar apnay lund ko sayla rahay thay aur masaal rahay thay. yah mai khafee dheer say dheak rahie aur tumara. .” I huffed with a small sense of relief, although secretly noting that it would have been cool had it been true.“Yeah, I knew I’d probably be able to pull your leg pretty good ... Truth is, I’m on top of a delicious margarita right now ... as I sit on a lounge chair ... on a beach ... in the beautiful Padre Islands.”“Come ooooon ... You should know better than to try your luck twice in one day ... A beach on San Padre Island, huh,” I deadpanned, having visited that area on the Gulf of Mexico.