These guys knew how to do this properly, and they were always worth the effort.My normal plan was to drink too much, make a fool of myself, and then g...t depressed as the guests left in happy pairs, leaving me pretending to be Mr Smiley, horny as hell, and too drunk to do anything about it.Tonight was a little different though. Just after I turned up, and had only had a single beer, one of the guys introduced me to his former roommate, a gorgeous redhead, with a brilliant smile and bright. "What the hell have you been up to dad?" my daughter's voice cut across my dark thoughts.In surprise I looked up to see my luscious daughter settling herself in the visitor's chair by the bed."June," I gasped "but you're in Italy!" I was," she smiled "but you don't think I'm going to stay out there when you needed me do you." I'm all right." I sighed, "Just a bit banged up is all." All," she laughed sarcastically "two broken legs, a broken arm, cracked ribs, concussion and internal bleeding,. ”“I don’t do anything,” she said, clearly upset, “I -- I read. I study. I watch TV sometimes.”“Is that all, Ashley?”“Yes, of course, it is! Why would I lie to you?”She started to cry. As much as it hurt me to watch the tears fall down her face, I was prepared for this. I pushed a box of tissues across the table to her.“It’s ok, Ashley,” I said, giving her a moment to calm herself.“It is?”“I believe you.”“Good,” she said, dabbing the streaks of mascara from her face, “because I don’t know what. . WHAT IS THIS!?" cried the young ninja as he clambered to hisfeet, the fan dropping to the ground as he tried to keep his balance inhis seductive footwear.Just as Lee realised this must be the work of whoever got Neji, he soonfound that he could no longer control his body. Bending down toretrieve the fan (he noticed that he bent at the knees, as opposed toat the waist), Lee calmly opened the fan with a quick motion of hiswrist and waved it in front of his face. Unable to stop himself, Leebegan.