The chicken yells to the horse to run and get the farmer, or the farmer's Mercedes.The horse says, "Wait, I think I can stand over the mud hole!" So, ...e stretches over the width of the hole and says to the chicken, "Reach up and grab my 'thingy' and pull yourself up!!!" And so the chicken did, pulling herself up to safety.The Moral of the Story?If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.For those who already have children past this age ... this is hilariousFor. - Stop! It hurts! Please stop!- I am waiting for an answer little girl... (smack and more smacks)- No! You are not wrong! You are right!- I am right about what?- You read me OK, (now crying) I am a dirty little girl.- Ah! Finally we get to the truth! (switch from slapping to caressing) See! The truth doesn't hurt nearly as much! (massaging some more and now sliding a finger between her still wet lips but not entering her, only parting them apart, back and forth).- So you do want to see my cock. . I lost myself inside her. My body pulsated with ever load released into Susan. And in that moment, I let my feelings out too...."I love you." I said it shakily as the last drops of my DNA swam out of me. Susan, in an unexpected instant said, "I love you too!" She looked almost relieved as the words came out. We kissed softly and extremely passionately. I pulled her into my body and rolled over on top. I managed to stay hard and inside Susan. I continued to pump very slowly as we pecked. We. This was ultimate pleasure and I came there and then! With a tensing of my pussy around Mark and a gripping of Pete’s cock, I let out a shrill of pleasure….. They quicken their pace as I was ‘right there’ urging me to cum again… just too good, just too fantastic… I came again.Mark Swivelled round below me and began to probe my ass with his tongue, rimming , diving, stretching my buttocks wide as possible. I responded, losenning my ass, letting him in, enjoying his tongue….Pete, withdrew and I.