"Do you wanna buy a baseball?" asks the little boy."No, thank you," the man replies."I think you do wanna buy a baseball," the little extortionist con...inues.After considering the position he's in, the man says, "Fine. How much?" Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies."TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats incredulously, but complies to protect his hidden position.The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway. Again, the woman places her. I was tired from a week of poor sleep and the stress of trying to work and then go home and act normal with my wife. Several times during the week she complained about my attitude and one way or another told me to get over my snit. Friday evening, after supper, I went onto the patio with my cooler and bottle. I also took some snacks and a book I was reading.The back of our house faces the back of good ole Darwin's. I settled in for a long night of ignoring Karen and watching Darwin's house.. My nose had never failed me in this three years. Not today and will not fail in the years to come.And now, it was saying that Rose was getting hot. I definitely should stay on the lookout for stray dogs, a.k.a. boyfriends of Rose, tonight.I trudged up the stairs and through the hallway and was almost at the doors of May's room, when a loud sound – even louder for my ears– stopped me in my tracks. My ears perked up, and I lifted my head to pinpoint the source.I wish I hadn’t done that, because. ”“I can count too lover” Mel said, “And I knew when we used the last of your Christmas gift and I didn’t trust you to remember to get some so I got some.” She tossed me a package and said “Open it and let’s get started.”I knew better. I knew it was dangerous and that sooner or later we would get caught, but I was a teenaged boy and pussy could (and usually did) cloud my mind.It was a repeat of our last time. They munched on each other as I used available orifices and we quit when they couldn’t.