There was the usual two hour wait at the airport, then a two and a half hour flight over to Spain, so it was early afternoon when the taxi dropped us ...ff outside the villa we had bought three years previously, I spent an hour cleaning and removing all the dust covers while David took the cover off the pool, then we were ready for the serious business of enjoying our well earned holiday."Wow" he leered, "That's positively obscene!" It's a Wicked Weasel micro bikini" I laughed feeling deliciously. It will help with the dizziness and should help get some energy back into your system." Will it help with the cramps too?" I asked."Cramps? What cramps?" she asked."I feel these slight cramps in my stomach." Oh! My!" she said in shock. "That, my dear, would be your monthly paying you a visit." Did you say monthly?" I asked in confusion."Why yes. All women have them as will you." she said sensing my bewilderment. "You haven't realized that you are still a woman?"I began to cry. I hadn't noticed. She turned around in the mirror and unhooked her bra. She watched her bra fall to the floor as her small yet cute breasts became free. She took a picture on her phone, teasing her boyfriend, then sending it to him. She then lowered her panties showing her smooth curvaceous buttocks. She spanked them.“Ugh.”She took some pictures on her phone. Including one when she spread her cheeks. At this point, her beautiful womanhood was now wet. She got in the shower to lather up. The soap landed on her. She was absolutely beautiful. She had a lovely voice, and she spoke with a British accent. Everything about her was adorable. She escorted me to her office and I sat where she indicated, with the door to her office behind me."So what can I and the hotel do for you Mr. Garner?" she asked in that British voice of hers.Chills went through me and I was finding this disconcerting. I definitely needed a girlfriend!"I find myself in a rather strange position. What I am about to tell you is totally.