How am I going to suck his cock the way he likes without being able to use my hands? I can’t even finish my thoughts when his tongue plunges into my...pussy as his hands grab my ass and me pull down and then pushes me up and away just as fast.“You better get to work baby girl.” I take my tongue and slowly run it around the head of his cock before taking him in. I work his cock in and out of my mouth, pulling off and running my tongue down the length of his shaft. I know he is pleased when I feel. How much is that?’Bartender: ‘$8.00.’Me: ‘Here you are. OK now, what’s the wifi password?’Bartender: ‘ “youneedtobuyadrinkfirst”; No spaces and all lowercase.’----Prince Harry’s Bachelor Party - Quote of the DayIt’s really weird stuffing money into a stripper’s G string when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it.”Compliments of technomage‎Unitarian Universalist jokesQ: What do you get when you cross a UU with a Jehovah’s Witness?A: Someone who knocks on your door for no. J's parents and your mum and I sawyou kissing on the beach today and want to know what's going on."He said.So Ben had tears rolling down his face as he heard his dad tell him aboutwhat they saw and wondered if T.J was going through the same process as hewas. "Well we are best friends and we like each other and YES we arelovers but in a friend's way."Ben cried. "I know what you are goingthrough and puberty can do things to your body and mind and having sex withyour friend is not uncommon. Till two years ago, it looked as though Sujitha’s life was slowly becoming an eventless drudgery before her sexual instincts were rekindled rather shockingly. It almost came from nowhere just like a bolt from the blue. Amazingly, it was a curious boy 19 year old boy who eventually managed to ignite her untouched buttons. She had often watched the boy staring at her at the bus stop and presumed that he wasn’t different from those many commuters who kept having an eyeful of her curvy body.