Titos’ heart thundered in his chest, nervous that he might finally have met his mate, after one thousand years searching. The figure lay still, its ...reathing was only just discernible over the clothing covering it. Titos sniffed the air, his sense of smell better than a humans, but not as advanced as a Were’s, his was only as good as it was because of his elemental powers of air. Titos slowly made his way towards the lump on the ground, ‘Hello, are you okay?’ He stopped at its exposed foot.. The athletic women picked up their pace. The first flash of lightening caused Mel to start counting to herself. One thousand one, one thousand two, one thousand... Crack! "Agggggh!"The sky splitting sound of the thunder covered up the beginning of another sound. The girls stopped and looked at each other. Melanie's eyes had a look of terror."What was that?" It sounded like a scream, over to the left." Julie answered.They waited for another few seconds. Nothing."Come on, Jule, we gotta go." We. Carly stood, indignant. “So what if I did? You can’t just walk around naked all the time and not expect me to look! Don’t you have any modesty? I mean… I just…”Carly paced back and forth, putting a hand to her forehead.Sam stood, putting a hand on Carly’s shoulder. “Hey, Carls… it’s okay.”Carly took a deep breath.“It’s okay if you were checking me out. Girls do it all the time.”Carly lifted her head, looking up at Sam. “Really?”Sam nodded. “Yeah, the gay ones do.” She laughed as Carly hung her. ..”An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. “Yes, Dad, what is it?” “Don’t be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...” (I LOVE IT!)Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and.