Then I realize how fast I’m rubbing my hand between her thighs, and I stop before I knock us both over in my excitement. I take a step back and admi...e the beauty at the front of the class. Her face is slightly flushed pink, almost a hint of perspiration on her chest. Her white shirt pushed up high over her bra. I contemplate starting time right here and now, but I know she doesn’t deserve whatever trauma that would result in. This will be a strange enough day for her as it is. I glance at her. . And here I am now, two hours later, trapped in what I now know is a cul-de-sac. I am deep within a vast abandoned coal mine in Antarctica. It's mid-winter in the southern hemisphere, and when I was topside seven days ago, the weather was deadly, black and 50C below with a howling katabatic wind blowing out from the pole. But all of that is a kilometer above me. Down here the temperature is a constant and comfortable +8C, though pitch dark of course without the RF boosters.I heard the hunter. “I got you a coffee, Hun.”“Thanks. You didn’t have to do that. I’m glad you called. I wasn’t expecting your call so soon. Sooooooooo. Tell me. How was it?”“Kyra, it was such a memorable night. I couldn’t wait to tell you. We teased each other all night and then when we got home, I rocked his world and he rocked mine.”“I knew you were going to have such a hot night. I’m so jealous. My boyfriend stood me up last night. I was so horny yesterday when I got home; I had to take care of myself. How can I explain this to you readers? There were great singers and story tellers in Earth's history: In the 2400's ER, there was Rendorich. The 2200's brought Mortok. In the 1900's ER, there was Sinatra and Woody Guthrie and the poet Bob Dylan. A few centuries earlier was my namesake, William Shakespeare, who carried the title of 'The Bard.' Considering all those, still, I am greater among my people.There were others before me, of course, and there will be others after me. There is a title I.