"Do we need to get some women's clothes?" "I'd make a pretty horrible looking lady. Maybe I should have been born in Thailand and been a ladyboy." He ...huckled. "That's where he's from...Phuket." "So is there a way?" "Let's wait until we get home. It's not something to discuss in a public setting." "But ladyboys are?" He scoffed. "If you insist." Mary recrossed her legs as she turned more towards Tom. In the process flashed him a grand view. She nibbled her lower lip, and uncrossed her leg. ‘What is it, love?’ ‘Well I don’t know how to say this.’ Jenna started but as she did her gaze drifted to a magazine that lay open on the floor. The centre page lay exposed and featured a woman, wearing nothing but knee high boot with her legs spread. She was obviously enjoying herself. Jenna flushed a deep scarlet. ‘Well that kind of explains it. I think I might be a lesbian.’ ‘It doesn’t matter if you are,’ said Trish not really knowing what else to say. Then she realised that Jenna was. .. here. Think you can do anything about that?”✧ ✧ ✧Say thanks to AndyKAfter Quasimodo’s death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed.The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process.After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had decided to call it a day when an armless man approached him and announced that he was there to. So much so that for the past year she has been slowly bleeding the fat bastard dry of his money and giving it to me.”“What? How…Why would she do that?”Looking confused Kanji said, “What are you confused about? Did you not understand the part about me sleeping with her?”“I got it,” Naruto said quickly, “I just don’t understand why she would do all that because of you sleeping with her?”“Because I make her feel special,” Kanji said with a shrug, “it’s what I do.”“So you are a con-man and don’t.