..are you"?? again, i giggled a bit and asked him what his guess was. he said "you're definitely a woman.............yea, definitely". i said "ok.........then i am". he stopped again and said "i'm right........right"? to which i said......."honey, if it matters to you i'll tell you the truth.......if you really want to know that is". he snuggled back up to me and we kept dancing to the slow music. this was really getting interesting now.......because he has a suspicion but it was clearly. "My missus couldn't even get her big toe in them buggers."Mum had her head buried in my shoulder, shaking with laughter, but she was excited too, I could tell that by her eyes when she looked up at me."Well at least I won't get my knickers in a twist." she laughed and half the pub laughed with us.We didn't buy another drink all night, total strangers were insisting that they be allowed to buy our drinks and we rolled home in very high spirits, mum deciding to flash her stocking tops at every. I climbed up on the bed and I pulled her towards me and I pushed my lips towards hers. We were making out and god it felt so good! She was the girl I had always dreamed about and now I was about to fuck her in my mom's bed! Oh god life is good! I moved one of my hands from her back straight to her pussy and I started warming her up. I skipped second base but that didn't matter cause I had already violated her in every way possible tonight so I'm pretty sure she was comfortable with me now. She. I’m driving it to Sampson to get it checked out before I sign anything,” I said.“I don’t mind that at all,” Jasper said.I returned a half hour later with a cashier’s check for $4,500. I hadn’t bought a check in years. I had it debited from my bank account. That big a purchase meant I’d be buying everything possible with cash for a while. The account needed some cash deposits as well.I sold a three wheeled electric scooter for five hundred dollars, but showed it as a cash flea market sale of.