Eat asparagus and then go pee. Smell your piss. It smells terrible. That's the taste of cum after Jason has eaten asparagus.The other day I was servin... them dinner and I spilled Danielle's wine on her skirt. She didn't say anything but I knew she was unhappy with me. I was dismissed and sent to my room. Later I was made to suck Jason's cock. Sometimes they make me do this. Unbeknownst to me Danielle had fed him asparagus while I was in my room in disgrace. His cock was a beautiful nine inches. "I'm telling you, get yourself a nice young stud, it does wonders for your overall well being!" I heard Mrs Jones say"Oh no, I couldn't cheat on Jack, he might be a tight ass with money, and cares more for business, than spending time with me and the k**s, but he's a good man" replied Mrs Jones friend"I'm not saying you have to fall in love with the k**, just use him like a energy drink for the soul!" replied Mrs Jones, and I couldn't help but think was I really just that to her, an booster for. Wanna drink?” “Its okay thanks, think I’ll just head off.” “Oh please stay, Sally really wants to fuck you, she said so and… well a threesome sounds quite nice doesn’t it Sal?” He hadn’t heard Sally come up behind him. She reached around his waist and grasped his balls, playfully squeezing them as if to test their weight. He felt a momentary panic as he wondered just what it was he had landed in. “Ain’t nuffink like a nice ‘ot cock while. You do your usual final checks before leaving, when suddenly you feel the stone heating up in your pocket. So hot in fact that you have to remove it, your fingers burn as you hastily pinch the stone quickly and extract it from your burning leg. You place the stone on the box office counter and glare at it hypnoyically."Thank you Brett, I have been locked away for a very long time."You jump at the sudden voice that came from behind you, you turn to find a rather sinister man in black grinning at.