On his desk I noticed a picture of the Wardenand his family. His wife appeared mousy and his daughter was a skinnyteenager with dank hair; they were s...iling painfully for a pictureobviously posed to project family harmony. I wondered what his mousywife would think if she knew that Stanley's peccadilloes ran tointimate encounters with crossdressed prison inmates?Stanley returned to the large sofa, stopping off to turn out theoverhead lights and check that the door to his outer office was. It helps keep them compliant, and it is easier to see if they are hiding something,” Mike said.“What could they be hiding? A dick?” Carmen laughed and looked down at me.“An eight ball of coke,” Victor offered.Carmen’s eyes grew very wide and she changed her attitude. She pleasantly asked if we had coke. She reverted right back to being surly when Mike informed her that we didn’t do coke.“Is it required for men to get naked at the nudist resort, or just the women?” Ernesto asked. He was clearly. They're so adorable that lots of single guys will want one. Couples too, especially if a woman gets to fuss over that daughter she never had herself.But then the devil starts getting his due. Demand for gurleys drops off as the supply increases. So you start offering dowries along with the gurley. But people see the danger and there is a profound shift. When someone sees a gurley coming, they run the other way. A phone inquiry -- would you mind if my gurley and I came to visit you? -- is. I.” (Confidential Informant) right there out in the open standing in the lady’s room obviously on the verge of blowing my wad and unable to stop even if my life depended on it. TheMutt, the big guy, who was better known as “Mad-dog” Malone and that little prick Jeff whose real name was Jefferson Davis Jr. made up the kick-ass team known more affectionately as “Mutt and Jeff”. They were not the brightest pennies in the squad room, but they did know the procedures pretty well and you could count.