I pull away. "Remember how you couldn't get out of my knots, you knot head." I say to him with a quiver in my voice. "Yeah you could tie a good knot."..."I don't want to hear this stuff." My mother says. Pushing past Bobby and I. "Leonard!" she yells. "Kim is finally here and the roast needs to be cut. I hope it didn't dry out. I don't have much gravy here." My dad lumbers in from the den. He gives me a kiss on the cheek but says nothing. He is thinking. Why me? I giggle.We all found out places. I feel I can trust you. I will talk to her when I get back there. I need to know now."She told me what I needed to know. I just wondered what she would think if she knew I was her son trapped in a girls body asking her about female things no guy ever had to deal with. Would I ever be able to tell her. I told her about Tom's glasses. I told her I would be back a while later. I left and went up Main Street to the Salvation Army headquarters. I got to talk to a middle aged woman about my problems.. CPT Sutton was also married to a hot blonde and had two young daughters.Kelvin smiled and extended his hand."Good to see you again, Hampton," the captain said referring to Kelvin's code name."Likewise, sir," the honoree returned."I can't say how much having you on the mission helped us." Thank you! Think nothing of it. I was just doing my job!" And a great one at that." You're too kind." I don't think many folks ever told me that," the shaved-headed, blue-eyed man retorted."Well, then they're. ”I asked her to help me out. I took her out, got up and the bar, and got her to stand next me. I announced, “Gentlemen! This beautiful naked young lady just Xeroxed her sweet pussy for us. I have nine copies signed by her to auction off. What I’ll do is auction off one and then sell the other eight for the same price. I myself am buying one so bid as high as you wish. Oh yes and one more thing! The money goes to the Women’s Health Center.”The bidding got to forty, forty-two, and finally stopped.