If you're easily offended by "low-class grammar", simply read some other shit. I often say "cunt" or "snatch" instead of vagina. I say "cock" or "dick... instead of erection or whatever. I may often use casual cursing. My shit's a bit different than the same ol thing, and not for everybody. If you're an average erotica reader, or uppity "grammar Nazi", you may not like it. If you're into strippers, hardcore pornography, or raunchy unashamed aggressive sexuality in general, and like "over the top". She had an ass from heaven, although her boobs were just a bit smaller than the girls I considered to be my type. He briefly passed through the living room, where I was watching a movie, and introduced her as Susie. I remember that I watched as they entered his room, and took note that she had the most gorgeous ass I had seen in a long time. Her cheeks were high and tight, and the paper-thin jeans she wore were skin tight and went deep into the crack of her ass, as if they were painted on. I. She raised her leg and laid it back over Larry’s, opening herself to his caresses. Larry found her clit, grasped it between his thumb and forefinger, and began stroking it, jerking her off. He’d done that before and knew Joanne loved it. Joanne was jarred by exquisite, rapturous, sensations produced by her lover’s actions. ‘That’s it! Oh, darling, yessss!!!’ she moaned. ‘That’s it! Oh, Larry! I love it when you do that to me!’ Her hips began moving and the head of Larry’s erection, which was. “I laughed trying to lighten the air a little, sorry my dear, first day of retirement, not used to it After a couple of awkward moments, I asked her If she wanted a coffee to recover from the shock of seeing an old man in all his glory. “Oh I am not in shock” she said with a grin, “quite the opposite, your bigger than my boyfriend, I am feeling a bit deprived”. I laughed again but before I could continue, Julie came closer and looked me directly, “shame not to use it” she said with a cheeky.