He'll be seen as having deliberately deceived the news media. But, for the moment, Samantha's presence has taken the pressure off." Maybe the pressure...s off Shiggie," Amy said, "but I feel it myself." It would be nicer if we could just keep it real, for all of us, that's for sure," I agreed.Ford, in accordance with our instructions, waved goodbye to Amy, alone on the porch as he left the house mid-afternoon. Samantha still hadn't gotten back from work at the Warehouse, and Amy, Shig and I would. He thought his balls might go haywire and explode then and there then the door opened and the crowd piled out, but she stood there an extra second rubbing against him then walked out leaving him feeling stupid and horny as hell with an obvious hardon she never looked at."You coming?" Those pouty lips again."I want to, but..." He wanted to cum then and there then she smiled sideways, reached in and grabbed his hand jerking him back to reality and the lobby full of people."Silly men." She. This was late on a Friday morning. Shana was going home that weekend for a cousin’s wedding, so there was nothing to prevent me from getting in touch with Stan -- other than the guilt I would feel for cheating on her. But I had learned to live with that, mostly for the sake of having sex with Matt, and I supposed I wouldn’t be any bigger a shit for having sex with a second guy.I sat down on the bed with the card in my hand and picked up the phone. Text him, he’d said. As I had when I first got. " Wow," a voice I didn't recognize said. "This gets weirder by the minute." Never mind that for now," Scientist said. He pointed at Mom's bush. I looked too, of course. Compared with the pictures I'd seen in magazines, Mom's bush was really lush. It was wide, and stood out from her body like, well, like a little bush of hair. "Where's your penis?" he asked."I don't have one," Mom said."How do you... piss?" I have a different kind of place to piss," Mom said."Please explain further," Scientist.