I walked in to "Tex's Bar and Grill" and I didn't even have time to put my ass in the stool before Milly, the barmaid had my draft beer and Crown Roya... on the rocks in front of me.I figured I would sit and drown my sorrows with a private celebration before the holiday. Easter Sunday was coming up and I would be spending it alone as usual, ever since my divorce.The bar wasn't busy so I was happy to keep Milly company and catch a nice buzz to help me sleep. I knew I deserved a few drinks after. "Alexis looked down at her glass and took a sip. She thought for a long time. I knew her little brain was struggling to think of something to say. Then a big grin came over her face."Well why don't you have the first mate take the ship out without the captain?" she asked while she wiggled her fingers at me.I showed my fingers back at Alexis. "My first mate is a little too short to reach the bowels of the ship where all the important gearing is at," I replied."Oh..." she said. But she quickly. "Have you ever been groped on the tube?" Mandy asked Emma."God, yes!" Emma replied. "Once this guy grabbed my breast, and then saidhe was sorry, he thought he was grabbing the handrail! At least heapologised, I suppose." What did you do?" Mandy asked."I said, "Just keep your hands to yourself," or something witty like that,"Emma replied.Mandy looked at Emma admiringly. The wine was giving her a pleasant glow."I almost forgot!" Mandy said, "There's this lovely History teacher we'vegot for. At only 14, I did knew about what sex and other such things. We reached our native place and had a very nice day. Our house at Kanpur was two storied with a terrace in the third. At our house lived my uncle.It was night and my uncle decided to sleep at the ground floor with his family. We had the first floor for ourselves. We arranged the beds and headed for a good nights sleep. I was unable to sleep as I was very excited for the next day’s fun. I was just laying on my bed without any movement,.