The funniest thing I ever saw was Cindy trying to brush Bandit's teeth. Oh, Jesus. The foam flew everywhere.Poor Bandit caught a bullet during a dayli...ht snatch and grab. They came in from sea-side to bypass the site security and must have used a sledge to take out the rear hatch. We came back to one hell of a mess. There were two bodies lying on the salon deck with Bandit's teeth locked into one of their throats. I put out a Craig's List bid for forty thousand bucks for the eyeballs of whoever. The problem was how to broach the subject with Tom particularly with us seven thousand kilometres apart and our only contact email and the occasional Skype call. In hindsight, I am surprised how long it took me to realize how to start. I simply turned the conversation in one of our Skype calls to sex, acted seductively and was very pleased when it turned into a cyber session. Tom was obviously horny and we ended up with a very satisfying mutual masturbation session. Indeed, it was the first. "Yes we do," said Garth, as he looked down as his phone had fallen to thefloor with all the passion and was vibrating."You have to get that?" said Connor, knowing it was Cheryl's number as hecould see the caller I.d."Uumm I, well it's nothing," said Garth, silencing the phone as he turned itaway as Connor could see a message reading 6 missed calls. "I'm sorry. Wherewere we?" I need a minute Garth," said Connor, leaving the room and going into thekitchen. "I'm gonna go freshen up and I'll be. It wasn't much, just working behind the counter at the Dairy Queen, but it was spending money and what my dad said was 'life experience' to help prepare me for the "Real World." So my summer was pretty much set. I'd be serving cones dipped in chocolate, making Blizzards, Peanut Buster Parfaits and fucking Ricky, Billy, Bert and Jimmy. That was pretty much all I had to look forward to until I started college.That is until the day I went to work and found it locked up tight and with a notice.