She on the other hand was trying to push her nose into his stomach as she slurped his shaft. While all that was happening, I withdrew the vibrator fro... her grasping asshole and pushed it back up inside her drenched snatch, which was oozing juices profusely. Next I lubed up my steel hard dick, put the fat tip against her puckering anus and began to work it inside! The fifteen minutes of a vibrator up her poop shoot had loosened her up quite a bit and her oral task kept her distracted, even as. ” Sarah had been nodding while Andrea spoke. “Just watch and enjoy,” she added. “But do feel free to touch us up while we’re playing…” Greg set on one side of the bed and watched as the two women began by exchanging gentle kisses and caresses that gradually became more intense and intimate, their breathing getting heavier, punctuated by amorous sighs and moans. They obviously enjoyed playing with each other’s breasts – indeed at one point Sarah exclaimed to Greg, still with those perfect. .. Eiji (breaking into tears): Dammit. Dammit!Kenshin: What happened? Can you tell us?Eiji: What's the use telling a stranger?Kenshin: I am going to Kyoto to meet Shishio.(Both Eiji and Misao look shocked. Kenshin returns their gaze.)Eiji: Shishio's followers came on us suddenly two years ago. First of all, they killed the police stationed here and took over the village. When more police were sent, they killed them too. After two years, the police stopped coming and Shishio's men came in. Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, “Mr. Drover, how are you feelin’? ... Now yer honor, wot da fock would you say?”Yes, I know there are different variations of this joke posted but it is still funny.The following is compliments of StarFleetCarlMurphy’s Law of CombatNo battle plan ever survives first contact with the enemy.First Corollary:The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:A. When you’re ready for them, andB. When you’re not ready for.