Or maybe we’re a criminal or mentally disturbed or abusive. Sometimes the secret is a good one; Marilyn couldn’t complain about not knowing I had ...ore money than I let on. Sometimes it’s a harmless secret, like the fact that I am both a lousy handyman and lazy.I finished my beer and went into the house. The bedroom door was closed, so I went into the kitchen and got a second beer. Tonight, I wasn’t going to get drunk, but another beer would be fine. Then I would curl up on the couch and get. I moved up behind my wife and positioned my purple dickhead at her tight asshole,Which was already slippery with the juices from her pussy. When she realized what i was doing. She stopped her humping to allow me to enter her butt. She stiffened as the head of my dick disappeared up her brown hole.It was extremely tight and in addition i felt the pressure of rocky’s cock up her snatch. As my shaft slid in, she pushed against me, so my wife was now impaled on a pair of stiff dicks. It was. One says, ' Your thingy doesn't have any skin on it.'I've been circumcised, the other one says.What's that mean?It means they cut the skin off at the end.'How old were you when it was cut off?'My mum said I was two days old.'Did it hurt?You bet it hurt. I couldn't walk for a year, 'This one is compliments of John & Beryl:FLAWLESS MALE LOGIC...Woman:Do you drink beer?Man: YesWoman:How many beers a day?Man:Usually about 3 draft Bock beersWoman:How much do you pay per Draft Bock beer?Man: $5.00. Whilst still licking on my clit, Liz slowly but deliberately eased the plastic into my hole. God I was turned on, my hole was so wet and open that it just slid all the way in before being pulled back out and eased back inside of me again. Now in my youth I had used a dildo but the feeling I was getting now was more pleasure than I could ever remember. Liz carried on her oral assault on my clit as she thrust the dildo in faster and gradually harder until we could both hear it squelching . Every.