Unfortunately, I now had new legal problems — suspicion of pedophilia and murder.There was just a single minor problem ... the authorities couldn't ...eem to find any actual victims of either offense ... not that it stopped Judge Moonbat.Let me explain now how this new mess got started. This time it was my own damn fault when I let my sense of humor get carried away.Fred Olson runs the feed store in town and is about the most gregarious and happy sort of fellow you could ever meet. He's the. Are you willing to stay?”“You’d have to drive me away, Steve. I don’t want to leave. Ever. But Steve – a baby? – in this van?”“I’ve maybe got a solution for that... if you’re serious. I know I’m ten years or so older than you, but ... will you be my girlfriend?”There was a distinct hiatus while she processed that, then her face lit up. “You want to be my boyfriend? I’ve never had a boyfriend!”“Abso...” but I didn’t get to finish, as she flung her arms round my neck and laid a scorching kiss on. It was then that I realized that his penis had given me a hard on. All this while I still had my eyes fixated on his penis. He measured me up and then said, “It reads a little less than 5”. He then noticed that I still had my eyes on his penis, upon which he held my hand softly and pulled it towards his penis. I slowly touched the shaft of his cock. He wanted me to hold it with a full tight grip around it. I got on my knees again as I did that. His cock was very close to my eyes and I could see. I heard a muffled whimper escape her lips as I pressed my mouth more eagerly onto hers. Her hands cradled my face as she raised my chin and pressed her mouth against mine. She kissed my nose then my forehead as I leaned my head back and she began to nuzzle my neck while still rubbing my cock through my pants. I could feel her hair on my shoulder and cheeks as hertongue circled my ear then bit my neck, stifling my moans as I tried not to wake anyone. I could feel her hot breath in my ear as she.