"7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.8. ...ay, "Now how did that get there?"9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbours while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and. Rat me karib 10 baje bus Bangalore (myjestic) se khuli. Mai last seat ke 3 pahle wala row me tha or mere bagal ka sit khali tha abhi tak. Fir thori der bad bus ruki or karib 28-29 sal ki ladki mere pass aa kar baith gai. Pahle to bahot attitude me lag rahi thi to mai bhi kuch nahi bola. Fir bad me usne hi English me pucha are you going Tirupati 1st time ?I said – no.She told – oh.I asked – From where you belong to ?She told- Mumbai.I replied- oh to ap yaha kya karti ho ? (mai samajh gaya tha. Me and maid started to get more and more bold and had sex in hall a few times when moms in her room. She did not get any doubt about us which was expected. I was really happy at that point and maid was giving me a wonderful time. But I could not take moms thought out of my mind. I tried really hard but just I could not remove it. I knew I have to agree mom for a bath.Again I paid nurse and made her take a leave. This time I knew what I had to do. I went to mom to give her some herbal drink and. " It would be easier if there was light at the end of the tunnel." There is," Mary insisted. "No doubt about it. All I'm saying is, expect some hefty bumps before you get out of the tunnel." Hmmmm." And push the issue. You hit a nerve last night. You need to keep hammering it." I hope you're right."She marched into his room in midafternoon, after they both finished class."OK, Snugglebear, up and at 'em." Huh?" Get up. Get out of bed. Get your skates. We've got ice time." I'm not skating." Fuck.