Germany was abundant with the best…I’m not bullshitting…of all three. I had a German girlfriend. She was a prostitute – well they call them es...orts today. She called me Gregor instead of Gregory…it sounded so fucking sexy. Before I tell you about the good shit, let me tell you this. She politely grabbed me by the arm, looked me in the eye and said “Gregor, if I see you with another fucking woman, I’ll cut your fucking throat”. Can you believe that shit? I said to me “fuck it, that’s sort of. "God, are all the cops around here like that?" Sherwin asked over the blaring country music on the radio."Like what?" the driver asked."We got stopped for speeding," Lenny explained, unable to come up with much of a better story in his condition."One of them cops a big guy, and the other one bigger, walks with a limp?" Yeah," Sherwin said. "Why the hell they aren't in a zoo someplace is beyond me."The driver of the pickup smiled. "Sounds like you done run into Harold and LeRoy. What'd they do,. He found his aunt’s Lexus and he put his bag in the back seat and got in the car. His aunt got in the driver’s seat and headed towards the house. “It’s great to have you here Ben.” Betty said. I know you and I are going to have a great time together. A sly smile came over her face. “Yeah, it’ll be fun.” Ben replied. His aunt had always been overly flirtatious with him but he never thought anything of it. Betty’s hand came to rest on Ben’s thigh, a little closer to his groin that usual. Ben. " You want me to work on the slider?" I'm gonna make a couple suggestions about that, before you leave here today. Nothing dramatic. Nothing drastic, but little stuff for you to do different. OK?" Yes, sir. I mean, OK, Bill."I didn't feel worried anymore, about what kind of pitcher Bill Bowman had been, and whether he could help me. I'd met the man, and I was suddenly infused with confidence that he could indeed help me. I liked the way he went about the business of seeing what I could and.