"I know, I know, I've had all the wine I need. Don't worry, dear -- I only had two glasses, and I'm switching to punch after this. You'd better switch... too -- you're going to need all your strength later." Though she tried her best, Shelly's face isn't really built for dirty leers. Though I was delighted by the sentiment, it took all my willpower not to laugh at her. Instead, I steered her towards the buffet. She wasn't hungry, but did accept a tall glass of the milky- looking orange punch.. .. never mind. That’s not important right now.He is erect.He is virgin.He and his mother live with my family but he is not my brother.He is my best friend.He has longed for this moment ever since the sap began to run. It isn’t sap and the little death that comes next isn’t really death. We both know this. We relish our knowledge. We are practiced at bringing each other to the peak and we have approached this final step many times but somehow, even when circumstances invited us to realize our. Gretchen just grinned and continued. ‘Look, if we can agree right now that no one is going to horn in on the other’s relationship, I think we can settle the details when this all has time to soak in. Hawk and I will not be a wedge for you, and you will not be one for us. Agreed?’ Lisa looked at Ted and slowly nodded. ‘That, ‘driving a wedge,’ as you put it, was what I was really worried about. I can agree with your suggestions.’ She looked back at me. ‘I don’t want to ruin our friendship. ”Cal laughed. “I’ve got to find a woman who’s willing to go out with me first.”Delores stood in front of Cal’s desk with hands on hips.“We’ve been through that,” she said.Indeed, they had. Delores’ husband was Assistant Principal at the High School. She always kept Cal abreast on available young teachers. At the moment it was a cute young English teacher who was new to the school. Cal thought she sounded a little young for him.“I’ll let you know,” he said.Delores shook her head and headed out.