QueenslandThe owner of a golf course on the Gold Coast was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical ...elp.He called her into his office and said,"You graduated from the University of Queensland and I need some help. If I was to give you$20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"The secretary thought a moment, and then replied,"Everything but my earrings."TasmaniaA senior citizen in Tasmania was overheard saying,"When the end of the world. She stood and walked over to Bob, sharing her glass with him. Then she kissed him. It was the most sensual kiss she had ever shared. Their lips pressed together and their mouths opened. Her tongue slipped into his mouth and then his into hers. Their bodies pressed together and their arms wrapped around each other. Jenny felt her legs growing weak.Bob moved Jenny over to the bed and sat her down. Then he stood in front of her and stripped. His penis throbbed in front of him and the head was. She threw her fleshy arms around the old man and began to rub her cheeks with his, her eyes shut, her mind completely relishing the pleasure he was giving her.She began to moan in abandon, not caring at all whether her son lying on the adjoining cot was awake or sleeping. The flat of her palms continuously traveled up and down his back, speaking the message that now she was completely with him in this game, that he was not to stop, not until they both had had enough. Vasanth, too, was breathing. I messaged Sam and told her that Priya and I would be seeing each other again today. Really I just wanted to check she was OK about it.“Look, you are both my friends and lovers and if you are able to get some time together then do it. Make her cum for me. You can put your cock wherever you want, Priya won’t mind. You know that?” Sam’s confident tone always reassured me and aroused me.“But do you know what she really likes? She likes it when you make love to her like a man should. So make sure.