Their jaws dropped the second they saw me. I was so giddy on the inside — I'm too shy for this kind of attention, but loved every second of it. They...immediately came over."Ouch, where did you come from cutie?" said Mark. "I'm Mark, what's yours?" Ignore him, he just wants to get your number" said Steve. "but really, what's your name?"Thinking quick, I said "Kristy" not technically a lie, my first name is Kristen. God these man-hunks towered over my 4'11 body by about a foot and a half each. I. The first thing of importance was to find a concentration of hippopotamuses so that the pharaoh would have something to go far. That was in the hands of the priests and the professional hunters who were along for just that purpose. It took nearly two hours of searching before a suitable group of hippos could be found. At last, the hippos were found and were in a place where there was a decent chance of making a kill.We set out with the pharaoh in the front of the small boat. I was right behind. And yet, she says- I say- 'tis masculine still For did the master not prevail, allow the mistress-no, the wife- to play this game. I show my power, my control, Unleash the bitch but when I call Returned she shall be to collar and to heel. Shall she not? Man begins to apply mascara and eye linerMan A man requires stronger eyes, With full darkness and power That they might control the masses: women, servants with a single glower -my mistress. Well, you know." You're kidding! A hunk like you? What's wrong with those coeds?" I, uh, haven't really been interested. None of them measured up," he explained."Measured up to what?" she demanded. "Have you set some kind of impassible standard for your girlfriends?" Well, yeah, I have. It's you." Oh, Matt! Have I just gone and made it worse for you?" No, it couldn't get any worse," he stated. "And besides, you've got Andy. I'm thrilled for you and I wouldn't do anything to hurt that. Um, what.