M., showered, changed into some fresh panties and donned some hated boy clothes to hit the streets. I stopped by a local coffee shop (not the national...chain-brand type) and over a mocha latte the barrista was kind enough to give me a few pointers about where she thought the best holiday lights in the city could be found. I tipped her handily for the information and then went to my fave camera shop, where I chatted with the proprietor a bit and bought a couple of new high speed, high definition. As I sat there, apparently she saw my car sitting in the dark and she turned into the parking lot and drove over to where I was. Rolling the window down, we sat there and talked some more. She revealed to me that her home life wasn't that good, her hubby didn't treat her very well, so she stayed away from the house as much as possible. She had two boys at home, and her husband was a good provider, so she didn't want to leave him. He would criticize her in front of others, and didn't show any. "So, uh... what were you guys doing in here?" she asked, trying to break the ice."Word games, actually. Bob's idea", replied Clevon.Bob? Oh, Mr. Best. He was always one of her favorite teachers. It was kind of weird to see him at a student's party, though.Mr. Best (Bob!) leaned forward. "Want to play?" he asked."Sure!" Okay, here's what you have to do: recite a passage from this book and don't make any mistakes while Mike tries to distract you by whispering in your ear." He handed her The. People say love is the best feeling. I think finding a toilet when you are having to diarrhea is better.The moment when your steak is on the grill, and you can already feel your mouth watering. Do you think vegans feel the same when mowing the lawn?A fortune teller tells a woman “your husband will meet a violent end”. To which the woman replies “Will I be convicted?”Sometimes getting out of bed just ruins the whole day.Don’t wear headphone while vacuuming. I’ve just finished the whole house.