With this I said "thankyou, I must be going" he said "no I needs some help as well" but I was aready out of the door tucking my cock into my panties, ... wasnt until I got outside that I realised I was still desperate for a pee, I could see no alternative but to go back in.As quietly as I could I went back to the urinal and started to pee. The man came out before I had finished and said "thanks, but you should have stayed". I tried to explain that I was 'not into that type of thing'. He lent. "I'll have a vodka on rocks," she said. Then she looked at me and waited. I was on my own."A doub..." My voice was much too high. I lowered it a little, and decided to try gentle and breathy too. "A double vodka on the rocks, please." The bartender turned away."Not bad, dear," my wife said, amused. "A little like Jackie Kennedy, but not at all bad. There are worse models. Now, see how many firsts already? You've been called a lady, you're out and passing with over fifty people paying no. I walked over to Bill and Geoff and started talking again as if nothing had happened.Soon Tony and Mike came out and said they were leaving as they need an early start. I pretended to be a lot drunker than I was and made out I thought it was early and they should stay, telling them my wife will miss them if they go too early.Their wives then walked out and asked me to give all their best to my wife as she had gone to the bathroom feeling ill nearly an hour ago. I made out I hadn't noticed and. ......The first and easiest way to get release is of course a good jerk off. I have perfected my stroke to the point that I can cum in less than a minute or preferably after an hour or more of gentle pumping. I always start with my right hand . While I stroke slowly I use the other hand to massage my balls or finger fuck my ass. I am sure this is common and probably the way everyone at least starts. In the early years I would always start jerking with the intent and fantasy of Cumming in my.