Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.Wise man does not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same ...oom.Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.And, Confucius Did Not Say...“A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!”This One Is Compliments of Gary:A Frenchwoman took her little daughter to the Louvre where they saw a statue of a nude male. “What is that?” asked the child pointing to the penis. “Nothing, nothing. "You do know how ridiculous all this sounds? Look, I'm a pilot ... Uh, just like you, Kathy, and well, I have an excellent education. I was third in my class. I'm reasonably familiar with current technology, so I'm certain we don't have spaceships. Well, other than a couple of landers that we put on Mars after drifting for no telling how long in space. And dimensions are mathematical concepts – only. You people have been super nice to me, and true, I'm falling in love with Bill, and I feel. Some of you might say that this is misogynistic. Some might say this is perverted. To all of you that I offended and all of you that I pissed off, I’m truly sorry. This doesn't make anything better. I just call it appreciation, that’s all. That’s not a generalization. In my opinion, the girls who are in that book are complimented, not objectified. I thought if you were in the book, it was a compliment. I knew my role. A lot of girls knew me. I knew the general rule: Look, but don’t touch. Some. He hadn't seemed all that interested in her when she had first walked into the hotel room. "I don't know... I think I need bigger tits. What do you think?" she asked cupping her tits and showing off her less than impressive cleavage. "There's not much there," she admitted sadly."Don't do anything," Anthony said. After the first couple girls, he had started making it a requirement to "check" each girl as she stripped on the bed, claiming he needed to check their tits and pussies. "For firmness.