I decided that if I was going to do this then it would have to be the 'yuppie'. With his topsiders and Dockers, I thought maybe there was some kind of...connection with me, well, with who I used to be. I crawled over to him and decided to give it my best. I wasn't sure exactly what to do but I knew I'd have to get him hard. Taking a deep breath, I started rubbing his leg and I worked my way up to his thigh. Then I swallowed hard and moved my hand toward his crotch. I immediately recoiled but knew. That way if there’s any razor burn, you won’t be walking around irritating it.”“Razor burn?” I asked, suddenly worried.“I’ll use a new razor,” he said. “You’ll be fine. Trust me. I’m an expert at this.”By that night, of course, I had told Shannon what was going to happen, and she wanted to lose the hair too, so when it was time, we both showed up. Brinn had no interest in seeing us lose the hair, so he went into the living room and turned on the TV. Mom was there, though, which didn’t seem odd. I gave her clit another firm rub and grabbed it between my fingers and lightly pinched it. “Oh fuck” she screamed as she thrust her hips towards the ceiling, stiffened up, grabbed the couch with both hands, and began to quiver and shake. I quickly grabbed her dick and continued to pump it as goo shot out the end of it. At the same time a small stream of clear liquid squirted from between her legs. She finally collapsed back down on the couch and struggled to get her breath as she continued to. I read the chat log and was confused for a bit. It was me talking to her, but I hardly ever talk to my wife over the computer. Then it hit me like a ton of bricks! This wasn't me talking to her, it must have been Ron, or maybe even Andy, pretending to be me! Whoever it was, was trying to set my wife up.After some sweet talking, by whom she thought was me, my wife agreed to babysit Andy's little sister Megan and her friend Amy. The chat went on until Megan and Amy arrived. My pretender explained.