Cos she's such a loser, I knew Jackie would use the upcoming bank holiday to visit her sister up in Glasgow. Says something about a person when you've...got so few mates you've gotta hang out with family on your days off. This gave me the perfect opportunity to execute my plan.See, the reason I got caught watching porn at work is cos I'm a pornosexual. That's a person who's entire sexuality is based around watching porn. And I watch a LOT of it. Every spare moment I have, I'll be gooned out,. We were both silent for a good five to ten minutes before she said:“I want us each to care deeply about the other. There are no guarantees, but I sense that you are the one that I want to share my heart with”.She took my hands as we faced each other. We both smiled and appreciated the moment very deeply. We both knew that this was a significant moment, and we didn’t want to lose it.We began breathing in rhythm with each other, slowly and deeply. We each knew that a soft kiss was coming. Carol went to the hot tub and slid the cover off. She tested the water and wiggled her finger at Amy."Come on, Sis lets get in."Amy went over to the tub and tested the water. She was not walking too well and she had a silly grin on her face. She stood for a minute wondering how they could get in without suits. Carol grabbed the hem of her flannel nightgown and pulled it over her head. She grabbed Amy's nightgown and attempted to remove it but Amy was fighting valiantly. Carol eventually won.. I am bi-sacksual." Then it's their turn to stare at me with a blank look. I was recently asked if I tweet. I answered, "No, but I do fart a lot."P.S. I know some of you are not over 60. I sent it to you to allow you to forward it to those who are. I figured your sense of humor could handle it.We senior citizens don't need any more gadgets. The TV remote and the garage door remote are about all we can handle.No virus found in this message.This one is from LarryRaising ChildrenWhenever your kids.