In my occasional bitter moments I could even believe that my father rejected suitors in order to keep me as his cook and housekeeper. I would scold my...elf later for such an unworthy thought. The event that upset our pleasant but unexciting world came when I was but one and twenty years. Upton Lodge was a rather impressive house just a mile south of Braintree. We were all agog when news came that the Lodge, which had been uninhabited for a couple of years, had been sold. The rumours had the. I sneeze when I see a particularly bright light - when my brother’s really turned on, he sometimes sneezes all over me, and I can feel it hitting my skin, in a few short, warm spurts. I find it more than a little weird, but I’d never tell him that - with his condition, he’s already got enough to worry about.And so the next time I saw the girl at the gym, I’d pulled her aside.“Hannah,” I’d introduced myself, and when she’d given her name, I’d leaned in for a kiss.As I thought, she was a lesbian. Moving to the command seat he advised Sergeant Norman to get secured. “Alright Tempro as per the instructions I gave you, advance”“Affirmative Sire!” Tempro replied to Derrick. An odd red wave flowed out from the front of Tempro then the ship moved into it. It seemed they were only in the wave a mere minute then they were back out.“Position?” Derrick asked.“We are two weeks short of a year after the freighter incident. We are on the dark side of the number one old Republic export world. Light. As he turned round to enquire if we wanted anything else, without even so much as a blink in her eye, she said sweetly,"No thank you Mr Patel, I think that's all for now" and she peed over my hand!We were still laughing as we ran upstairs to the flat,"Bloody hell mum" I said, "That was outrageous!" You ain't seen nothing yet" she said in the worst Mae West impression I'd ever heard,"Is there a flash on that camera?"I was getting to be quite an expert at lighting the Barbie, it actually caught.