“You need to break out of your routine, Kat. Every day is the same! You get up, you jog, you have a yogurt for breakfast, you go to work and let tha... slimy-little-cretin-of-a-boss dump all his responsibilities on your plate, you come home, you watch Law and Order while you eat dinner, and then you go to bed. What kind of life is that?” “Well, geeze, Danni, why don’t you tell me how you really feel.”The sarcasm on her tongue soothed the sting of her friend’s words, but the truth behind them. "Let's move it, poon!" Oh man," I groaned, giving her back the finger."Right on fuckin' time." Jill tossed her butt in the red smoke bucket and we got up together."Maybe they sent some pills," I offered, trying to see the bright side."More like rats, I bet." She shook her head, meaning combat rations. Like we didn't have enough of that shit already?I'd been there 18 months and six days, halfway through my tour. Jill was a month behind me, so we'd pretty much partnered up the way people do. She suggested. “If you don’t mind can we go to a lay-by on the A417?” “No problem at all boys, sorry girls” she said with a laugh. After only a couple of minutes we were pulling into the lay-by, which, as we suspected was deserted, apart from my car. “Which one of you is going to fuck me or do you both want to “she enquired. “I’m fucking you, what’s your name by the way? And Tania, my girlfriend is fucking me. That okay?” “No problem with me Darling” she replied “My names Jackie, pleased to. "Please tell me I wasn't speeding officer! Please tell me I wasn't! I've been trying so hard to keep below the speed limit but it's so hard with this car!" Really, she has been trying, Officer," Johnny said."It's alright, Miss. Really! That wasn't why I stopped you. I do appreciate you trying to obey the law though." It isn't?" I asked, confused. I felt so sure I was going to lose my license and go to jail."No, Miss. I just wanted to let you know you're brake lights are out" Really? That's it?.