Not sure what I’ll do the second week.Even duct tape can’t fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!Why do I have to press one for English when ...ou’re just gonna transfer me to someone I can’t understand anyway?Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.This item is compliments of an Anonymous donor:A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.Three women, an American, a Kiwi and a Australian Woman, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor. And she was also sure that this was courtroom.Their guide directed the girls to sit down at the table with two chairs,and as soon as they were seated another man came into the grove.The newcomer wouldn't have looked out of place at any law firm on any TVshow Lorraine had seen, in his expensive-looking suit and red tie -except he was wearing snakeskin boots.He nodded to them, and sat down at the opposite table.A moment later, a trumpet sounded out of nowhere, and the girls wereurged to stand for. "And I just want to let you know that you're special."He said. "What?" "Look I know about you wanting to have sex." "No I don't." "I hear you masturbate all the time." I shut my mouth, mortified. I mean that's not the type of thing you want to talk about with your brother. "And some guy is going to have sex with you." "Yeah, so?"I asked. "I just don't want you to get hurt." He said. "Most guys are jerks and I want your first time to mean something." "It will." "And I want it to be with someone. They were a humiliatingly bright pink pair of panties with white lacealong the edges. They looked so feminine and sissy but Alicia reallywanted to humiliate Kathy.Alicia just started laughing. "Can't wait to spank her."Haruki said, "Put the garter belt on now and lets get you dressed upproperly to serve us. Do it quickly bitch."Alicia handed her the belt. Kathy hooked it behind herself and Aliciawatched as Kathy hooked each strap to her stockings.Kathy studdered out, "Are are you going to kill.