I was starting to feel like good old Sarah again, when Mary suddenly sat straight up and smiled widely, the way only she could smile, with a twinkle i... her eyes telling us that she’d just thought of something wildly funny. ‘You know, there’s the solution to all of your problems, Sarah’ she said with an even wider smile. ‘If you take a ride on that disco stick, you might just find what you’re looking for’. ‘Did she just Lady Gaga me?’ I asked the other two. ‘Yes she did’ said Rose ‘and you know. "Right then young man, I don't want any fuss or nonsense from you. I want you to put your hands on top of your head, out of the way." Janet advised. "B-But why?" stammered Mathew rather pointlessly. "Why?" answered Janet crossly "Because I'm taking off your underpants!" True to her words Janet did just that. Auntie Dawn helpfully placed a steadying hand on top of Mathew's, resting upon his crown, while his mother mercilessly peeled the white woolen undergarment down. Instantly Joanne and Karen. Granted, his agents had quickly determined that the young woman presented had not been a daughter but a niece, but that was not critical. The governor’s two daughters were both married, older than Pharaoh, and ugly as sin, but an argument could be made that in the local dialect daughter and niece were similar. The niece had been young and adequate, though Pharaoh had a considerable doubt as to her virginal attributes. She had certainly been enthusiastic, though anything less than enthusiasm. Jesus'. It had not prepared her for waking up the next morning in the arms of her professor and discovering his wife's photo on the nightstand."She doesn't understand me." Jake claimed as Janet dressed in a hurry. "I'm going to divorce her. We shouldn't have gotten married in the first place." he grabbed Janet's arm. "I wish I'd met you first."That kiss led to another that led to her undressing again and them trying more things that high school hadn't prepared Janet for.They arrived for class.