I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll suitable for a night of romance that could also sub as a passenger in my car so I could use the car poo... lane. Finding what I wanted was difficult as love dolls come in many models. I figured the “vibro-motion” was a feature my brother could live without so I settled for Lovable Louise. She also was at the bottom of the price scale. To call Louise a “doll” took a huge leap of imagination.On Christmas Eve, with the help of an old bicycle pump,. After a while talking with everyone I got bored and started looking at her old photos on the walls and her keepsakes. I found her diary on a small table in her sewing room and had a quick look, I came across an entry saying she missed Dev's cock (my late Grandfather) or any cock for that matter. On more looking I found more entries of a similar vein. then I was called for lunch and returned the diary to the small table. While eating lunch I noticed how good looking Norma was for her age and. " How?" Well, for the first part I do nothing. The spell for the second part goes: Open the door, push the sad loser out, slam the door." I'm not doing it, no way!" You want to sleep outside tomorrow night?" Okay, I'm doing it." I'll get ready." She looked very excited. "My first really big spell!" Oh, that's just great!" I groaned. Chapter 2 Misdirected MagicIt took her about an hour to go through various books and set up the equipment she needed to start the spell. None of it made much sense. "We were in her kitchen. She hadn't mentioned a brand and I wasn't enough of a coffee aficionado that it made any difference, but I hadn't acquired a taste for decaf."Artificial sweetener and milk would be nice," I said.She puttered around, taking things out of cabinets. The water was heating in the coffee maker."I think I have some things figured out. You have a way of putting things that is very revealing, probably. Everyone does."If you say you prefer your coffee black, it means you may be.