I'll bet he does a stunning handbrake turn and that a hot date night involves doing doughnuts in the car park at the back of Aldi. Please tell me it h...sn't got a personalised sunstrip with Baz and Lyds on it, or I might just be sick in my shoes, and they're Alistair McQueen classics, darling.So let me be frank (another shit name by the way), sweetie. If Baz is as massive, huge, substantial, enormous and gigantic as you seem to think he is; and who am I to cast aspersions on your basic penis. I thought you might want our wedding night to be extra special, so I invited some friends. Why don't you pour us some champagne to celebrate while we get comfortable in the bedroom.". In Larry's arms Cheryl looked like a tiny doll and as he walked into the bedroom my cock stiffened at the thought of these massive men making love to my bride. I wasn't about to miss a minute of this and so I quickly poured five glasses of champagne while shedding my clothes. As I entered the bedroom, I noticed. It jutted out so far in front of me that it looked for all the world as if I had a cock all of my own.My trunks by this time were soaking and juices were oozing from his pee hole and dripping on the floor.He bent me over the sofa and ripped my trunks away from my body. I could feel his cock rubbing up and down my crack. He lifted my legs off the floor and held me like a wheelbarrow. My holes were now at his mercy, he seemed to hesitate for a moment deciding which one to fuck first.My. We broke out the beer while we got to know each other. Ed grabbed one of my amber ales. He studied it. "Troegs, I've never heard of this one. Is it any good Kyle?" I found the brand in January," I explained. "I really like it." It's one of Daddy's favorites," Kelly added.Ed took a big swig. "This is pretty good, Kyle. How many cases did you bring?" Just one," I answered.Ed shook his head in dismay. "What have we got to do to get you to remember to bring enough beer?" Sorry," I responded. "I was.