”To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace. When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper h...skily, “Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!”Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, “Sorry, I really prefer it this way.”In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out “Yahtzee!”While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors opens.Say to your boss, “I like your style” and shoot him with double-barrelled. "Tomorrow night, cubicle 7 Sarah," McGuire ordered."Yes sir."?"And John will you consider a position here?" "Yes sir," I replied and Sarah Lou slipped away left and McGuire and I spoke, "Look John, we have your details on our computer system, your finances are shot, no way can you get through the next few months let alone the final year, and I need reliable guys, people who can keep their mouths shut, I like what I seen of you but you need cash, your dad is just about bankrupt so he cannot help. Master comes through the door and drops his brief case, he comes up to me and gives me a firm squeeze on the rump as I am finishing putting dishes away in the kitchen, then he goes into his office and turns on his computer and I think oh shit, I try to stop him before he turns on the screen to the pictures of girls being spanked, Master gets this grin on his face as he tells me to come here. I slowly walk over to master and he asks me what the hell is this shit! I just stand there looking. I picked up the book and read inside the cover. ‘Once upon a time ago there was once a thing on this planet called a man. They were much like today’s dominatrices. The only differences were that they didn’t have to take pills to get what dominatrixes have. This book has been outlawed in the country for a very long time but has finally been released. Find out what happened to them, and find out if they still exist, just under a watchful eye.’ This absolutely made no sense to me. I put the book.