Deepika and Priya are very close friends and both of them are fuck able sluts. Deepika is a fair petite girl with stats 32 26 36 and priya dusky babe ...ith stats 36 32 38. Deepika and me are in a relationship(just fucking) for the past 5 months. We had sex wherever and whenever possible. Deepika and me were in a relationship( by which I mean only fucking relation). We did not want to get into serious relationships as she had just got out of one and was not willing to get emotionally involved. I. When he speaks I make him lisp and without fail I send him to get 'mummy's clothes brush, pull him over my jeans, drag his knickers down and lay into his arse with a will. This carries on for 15 minutes and by now he is a blubbering wreck and I push him off and tell him to turn and bend over my other knee, if he is reluctant I promise him a caning and another week of celibacy. He actually races to present his sore buttocks for my further attentions. He really is afraid of the cane and he knows. It's just across the street. No pressure, Jon, really, but I would really like it."I heard myself say, "Me, too."He paid the bill and I followed him out of the bar and across the street, just as he said, to his very nice hotel. As we walked through the lobby I felt as if everyone was looking at us, as if they knew we were going to his room to have sex, that they judged us for our ages and thought very terrible things about us. I trailed behind him and started to feel really crummy.He must have. It gets mightily annoyed at me when I don't listen to it and have say, eight or ten drinks instead. Then it gets mean and vindictive against me, sending conspiratorial messages to my bladder telling me that I have to acutely take a piss nearly every fifteen minutes — even when there's nothing there to piss out. Then, for an additional bit of revenge, it plays havoc with my sleep cycle so that I'll wake up every hour or so all night long.After my third premature wakeup and trip to the bathroom I.