Melissa grabbed the phone and started giggling herself. This left me to take the phone from Melissa to see what was so funny. The message had an anima...ed gif of a man crying with one hand over his face. The message read, “mom went in with me for birth control, asked if they had an extra-strength kind.” I joined the laughter.After everyone composed themselves we packed up and headed back to the car. We were just in when Lavi asked, “So, how often do you think Ji’s mom has jilled off to Robert at. Daddy left home (ran away, I think) from East Asshole, West-By-God-Virginia when he was a kid. Somehow, he made his way here, got a GED, and got into State, which is where he met Mom. Mom, on the other hand, is from this big Italian family. She’s the baby girl, with five older brothers, and NaNa and PaPa still have these awful accents from when they came here right after World War II.We got back over to the house, with Daddy leading the way and the rest of the family in a convoy behind us and. What was happening was immenselyintense as my humiliation and hurt was matched by an overwhelming senseof closeness with and love for this woman. "Because my cock is toolittle," I answered."Oh, my yes, it is." Her voice now had lightened and she was grinning."I can't even feel a little thing like that,"--she glanced at my penis,hard and pulsing with excitement--"no woman could. You're not even aman with that pathetic little dick. What is a man with a little dick, a man who can't please a woman. ”They walked together holding hands towards the back of the pub. Folks kept offering encouragement and patting Jake on the shoulders until they closed the office door. Sandy leaned on the desk and pulled Jake to her while holding both his hands.“I have an addition to the fifty ways. Maybe we can call it the fifty-first way to leave your lover.”“Really? What is it?”“Let ‘er meet your new girl, Earl.”“But my name’s not...”Before he could finish his sentence, Sandy revealed the depth of her.