While I really don't give a damn what your family says, it is nice to know that someone is taking my side."With that she came over and gave me a hug a...d a kiss. Not quite a full blown lovers kiss, but definitely more than just an in-law peck on the cheek. I invited her to bring her coffee and we went into the main room. We sat on opposite ends of the overstuffed couch that faced the huge fireplace. I lit a fire to remove the evening chill so we watched the flames as we talked. She caught me up. Looking at me aunty said, “oh you two have already met?”.After all of us settled down aunty suggested we go for coffee. He suggested instead that he take a shower then will go for coffee. Aunty said me that even as I needed to take a shower why don’t I join him for the shower. I was puzzled when I saw him stripping in the living room but aunty explained that he enjoyed having an audience.She helped me get out of my clothes and then walked over this guy who was now only in silky blue underwear.. I know better ... unless you’re 75 and nearly blind.But ... there are a few words that can make the obvious indication shrink, like... “If that thing touches me ... I have a sharp knife ... and I’m not afraid to use it.” Or... “I thought they were bigger.” Or... “Isn’t that supposed to get hard? It is?” and then giggles ... or belly laughs.All she said was, “I need my sleep and my bed doesn’t smell right.” She rolled over ... taking the covers ... and my pillow.I thought about it for a. . "Hey, what's this? Another secret present?" She smiled and wiggled her eyebrows up and down at me. "Oh nothing" I said. I playfully tried to grab the box away from her, but couldn't while I drove."Besides, it's none of your business Linda"..."Uh-Oh" Linda gleefully shook the box and said "Gee, sounds like something illicit in there". She clutched the box to her chest..."I'm going to tell Jennifer - ohhhhhh". "Common, knock it off silly" I replied, and snatched the box from her grasp. She.