"I was going to have the soy burger but I've changed my mind. Let me have some of the beans and rice. I love beans." "Oh, you must be a Brownie then. ...hey love beans." Well, it was good she was bantering with me. I would keep it up. "Now how would you know that? It's true, I'm a Brownie, but why would you know that?" "Because I'm an Elf. We know everything about the creatures of nature. I love Brownies. They're usually very talented in pleasant ways. Not just in making shoes, but other ways. My. .. Es ist soweit, heute Abend werde ich zum ersten Mal gefickt. Er hatte mir befohlen mein Arsch und Schwanz komplett zu rasieren. Natürlich habe ich diese Vorkehrung getroffen und machte mich um 19:45 Uhr auf den Weg. Ich lief die kurze Strecke bis zu seiner Wohnung zu Fuss. Mein Magen drehte sich und ich wusste nicht ob ich es wirklich machen soll. Total in Gedanken versunken stand ich plötzlich vor dem Wohnblock. Wie in Trance drückte ich auf die Klingel und die Wohnblocktür öffnete sich. Paul didn't even *look*at me, but Jack was watching me more than the movie, or at least Ithought so. I was too busy watching women suck and fuck guys. Thecombination of the familiar surroundings, and the alcohol, was making itpretty hard for me to say 'no'.By the third movie, I would have fucked a yak. I gave up trying to fightit, and had put my hand down the front of my unzipped jeans. I was apuddle of hot, velvety wetness. All those movies and the sight of thesetwo guys stroking off nearby. It just shows what a dirty bastard he is." "Apart from Stevie," chipped in Nicola, turning to her. "Aren't you an 'A' cup?" "AA, actually," she responded, rather sheepishly. "Well," Nicola said (rather ingenuously, Stevie thought), "you must have had some special way with Len to get through the interview." Stevie smiled. "Not really. It's just that when we went for the interview, I realised straightaway what it seems to have taken the rest of you all this time to notice. I mean, I thought the.