"Do you think he had to take THIS long to pee? He's giving us our time to talk! That's sweet -- and it's not something a stupid guy would do, you know..."That was my cue, I figured. I quit farting around and headed back to the table. Shannon eyed me appraisingly as I approached and I was reminded that she wasn't stupid by any stretch. 'AI, display Shannon's CAP score layout.'I nearly broke step! Shannon was a six point three with some amazing subscores, including loyalty, sexual potential (she. .. or we had to get out of the car and walk in front of all those nice church families, and into the theater where we would do things we'd never be able to forget. Nasty things. Exciting things. I must admit I was torn between the two choices."Come on, babe. Let's try it once. If you like it, we'll come back again. If you don't, we won't. And if you don't want to stay, we don't have to do that either ... we can leave," Hank pleaded, clearly wanting me to come inside with him."What if I like it. "What brought that on?" she giggled."Just cause I love you." You're a PDA kind of person, aren't you?" she asked, her arms around my waist as students streamed past us."Yup." Good. I like that in a guy," she grinned. And then kissed me.We practically skipped to the dorm. Ate lunch, studied, made out a little, ate supper, studied a little more. I was on cloud nine.It might have been the worst night of my life.Oh, it started out just fine. Game seven. Pedro. Clemens. Yankee Stadium. Just the way. ”“Fuck em from behind if them that ugly,” Eric advised, “Yer right about the tits though.”“Oh great, great tits shame about the face!” she snapped, “How politically correct, I am here you know.”.“Her mug’s nowt a few grands worth of plastic surgery wouldn’t solve,” Eric advised.“Or a cardboard box over her head,” Dan suggested.“Easier to do it from behind,” Eric ventured.“You’ve superglued my panties to my bottom!” Elanore suddenly realised.“Quick get some water,” Dan ordered, “Best get them.