"Provided I maintain my performance; I am contractedto serve as the CEO for the next 6 years. Correct?" Brad nodded andagreed. "So as CEO for the fore...eeable future, I also have years to addadditional contracts, and increase the company's bottom line. Alsocorrect?" Brad again sheepishly agreed. "With each success I would addto the stability of my position. While simultaneously increasing theduration of your role as my secretary. In short every day that passes, Ibecome more and more. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.” So he tied her up and went golfing.A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!” The husband said, “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?” “Doesn’t matter,” she said. “Just get out.”A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license. First, of course, he had to. I hadn’t fucked in almost a week, and I hadn’t had a good fuck in almost two. You see, one thing I hadn’t mentioned was that although Karen’s libido took to ground like a groundhog seeing its shadow, mine hadn’t. In fact, my libido was ramping up ever higher with each passing day. By the start of my second week in hell, I had almost a constant erection. I was jerking off ten to twenty times a day just to keep from slipping into some sort of celibate-induced insanity—and that barely helped. To. I wish I get a wife just like uMami (budbudate hue): ek mera patti hai jo meri taraf dekhta hi nai, aur dusri taraf mera bhanja mere sapno mai khoya rheta haiTabhi mai mami ke karib aya aur unki gandar pai kiss krne laga wo bolne lagi ‘nahi vikas esa mat karo vikas mai bhek juangi’Fir maine mami ko apni baho mai lia aur lips pai kiss karne laga dhere dhere wo bhi mera saath dene lagi. Kaafi der ek dusre ke hotho pai kiss karne ke baad hum ek dusre ke kapde utarne lage aur ab hum dono ek dum.