“By Mrs. Rodriguez’s tits?” I asked. Mrs. Rodriguez was our Calculus teacher. She always seemed really bipolar, some days she was sweet, some da...s strict, however, ALL days she managed to distract every male student in the classroom with her massive tits. They had to be like, G cups, at least. “Shut up man, that’s not funny.” he said, laughing. Halo sighed, “Boys will be boys,” she lamented. “Here, let me help you out, Chance.”As Halo began to help assist me with my math work, I zoned out and. Paul blushed deep red, "I... I feel... I...Yes, do." That's okay Paul," Bob took his hand, "I am going to go to worknow, but tonight, when I get home, I want you to introduce me tothe woman who cleans my house. Do you understand me ?"Paul looked up at his Uncle in astonishment, "But ... but .. Ican't..." No buts, if you are going to live in this house, and dress upusing my wife's clothes, then I think at the very least I amentitled to see what you are doing, don't you agree ?" Bob voicewas. Well, whatever the little fellow was going to be, he/she decided to arrive four days before due date. Not a problem in itself, of course. The birth was not the easiest, but nothing went markedly wrong. Karen, petite as she was, had to be cut, and the baby finally popped through just as they were beginning to worry about its stress levels."You've got a beautiful boy," said the midwife."Oh, look at his eyes," gushed Karen, when she got to hold him. "They're so distinctive." Hmm, yes," said Neil.. “Cease your braying,” Oberon said, and gestured. Another elf brought a naked, brown-haired woman through the entrance of the pen, led by a rope around her neck. The woman looked at me, uncertain, as the elf closed the gate behind her.This was bizarre. I turned to the fence and tried to climb over, but my hands slipped and couldn’t grip the wood. A magic fence?I turned back, and the woman was there, sniffing at me. I could smell her now, too, and ... she smelled good. She was actually quite.