" C said"How do you give one though? Like, can you show me? You said you give them all the time, so you must be really good at it" P asked C"Uhhh... y...ah.. I guess I can and yes, your uncle J has told me I'm very good at it" C saidBoth C and P walked into the room"Hey, everything ok with you ladies?" I asked"Yes, everything is fine. Mute the t.v. I have something to ask you" C saidHearing those words makes me think I did something wrong. I'm sure every man can agree with that"What's up?" I. .. something in mind?”“Yes, I do.” I got up and walked over to Joan asking her to stand straight. “I am going to touch your stomach, is that all right?”She looked at my mother and Janice said, “He’s not dangerous, go ahead.” I heard a chuckle. Both from Joan and Jenn.“Play that note again, please, F3,” I asked.She did, and Joan gave it her best, but I pushed on her diaphragm and the quality to the tone improved ... impressively. “Another tone, please?”She pressed B4, Joan took a nice breath,. I exercised in the gym until you couldn’t notice my delusions under all my muscles. That’s why they put me in the comfortably padded rooms. They wanted to reward me for shrugging off my delusions. Unfortunately rewarding me got expensive so they let me go. I found Target was walking calmly through the park. She had short blond hair and was dressed in a business suit. She had just had a hard day at work. I figured that one of her coworkers was sexually harassing her, and her supervisor wasn’t. He laughed and said, "Her arse, son! Your woman's got a gorgeous sweet arse, I love shoving my cock up it! Titty bum bum, titty bum bum!"I went red again and noted it down, moving on quickly. Once I was finished, the Mistress called for the result. The room went quiet as I said ,"Er, Four Pussy, Six Bum!"My girlfriend went "Yes!" She threw her hands up in triumph and wiggled her hips jauntily as the Mistress and everyone laughed out loud! I was surprised to be suddenly grabbed by two of the.