Her hips were at the same height as his shoulders. He grasped her around her waist, lifted her feet off the bench and slowly lowered her until she was...holding her weight entirely by her gloved wrists. Her bare feet dangled several inches off the ground and out away from the floor of the porch. If she had been aware of it, she had a beautiful view down the mountain towards a deep blue lake in the distance.He walked back into the cabin, mostly to calm himself. Something about seeing her that way. Maybe, just maybe, he would be able to lead a dignified life even as a cripple.Once again, a young officer left the office beyond the anteroom, a look of disappointment evident on his features."No luck, eh?" one of the other subalterns asked with sympathy.The man shook his head. "Too many promotions due to Trafalgar," he explained with a reproachful look at Anson.Before the questioning could continue, a one-legged Royal Marines corporal showed."Lt. Anson, sir!"Anson scrambled to stand up with. So she calls on him.“U-R-I-N-A-T-E, urinate.”The teacher rolls her eyes and says, “OK, now use it in a sentence.”Little Johnny responds, “Urinate, but if you had bigger tits you would be a ten.”Can’t sleep < SlappyYou >Don’t you hate it when you can’t sleep because you are reminded of a mistake you made 2 years ago?I hate it when my kid cries in the middle of the night!Limerick An accident really uncanny Befell a respectable granny; She sat down in a chair While her false teeth were there And. Singh in the same get up from earlier! Only he also had on a thin bathrobe though it was open in front.When he sat down opposite me his meaty legs were wide open & the fly of his long johns really gaped.I mean,I could see a good few inches of his very brown shaft & fuck me if it didn't give a twitch!"So lad,how're getting on with saving for that bike yer so keen on,got much saved or are yer wasting it on sweets & stuff?"He must really know teen boys,lol,coz he was right.I did want that bike but.